If you want this coaching position; Have a cheery disposition; Enjoy mud and rain; Play games, all sort
 You must be a level 2 coach as a minimum; You must understand Ladies Touch Rugby; Technical skills; And drills; Take us on Tournaments; Give us sweets between games; No need to sing, just bring the sweets 

Never be cross or cruel; Just give us constructive criticism; Love the Goddesses as your team; And give us water breaks, not barley water; If you coach us; We will never give you cause to hate us; We won’t miss behave so you can’t coach us; Put mud in kit or let the foxes nick our kit!
 Hurry, Coach. Many thanks, sincerely, Gosport Goddesses

 If you want to become the Goddesses new coach, then contact their Manager Emily on ewakelin92@yahoo.co.uk or Captain Joanne on joanne.lewis@sky.com